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Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

Friday, April 22, 2005

well... 

I guess i've been a little lazy on the updates lately...but it is exam time...booo!

I've been on accutane now for just over a month. I think it is making a difference, but i don't want to speak to soon of course. My skin is definetly more normal...ie. WAY less oily - its actually pretty amazing, though my lips are SUPER dry, which sucks - but i can deal. The big things are my hair...my scalp is super dry, and the dry weather definetly doesn't help any - and my nose likes to bleed at the worst times...in class, though luckily it stops A LOT faster than it used to whenever i got hit with a basketball in the face - thank goodness!

I absolutely hate the monthly blood/pregnacy test though...well actually just the pregnancy test, b/c i definetly can't pee in a cup on demand (prolly more detail than you wanted to know, but tough), the blood test is fine, i just have to fast for 12 hours, so i just go in the morning.

Classes are now done, and i have 3 exams until 2nd year is DONE...ahhh!!! it's crazy, i feel old. Hopefully, this is the half way point. It should be as long as i didn't bomb any exams (*cough* physiology *cough*...no, it wasn't that bad, but it wasn't awesome either), but i don't find out until the end of june if i got into OT, so fingers and toes crossed for that one.

on another note, i haven't been this confused in a long time. I won't give any details, you can assume what you want. Chris (yea bad i know) was up here this weekend, and we ended up going for dinner, which was delicious, and he paid no less (free food is even better, plus it was good company, no matter what any of you think). We ended up getting slurpees on the way back to (I'm assuming) to drop me off. He accidently spilled some of his in his car (going around a corner), and so he came up to get some paper towels, and ended up on the couch after the 6 flights of stairs. We talked for a while, and he ended up staying till close to 11. he was supposed to be working at 5 the next morning (back in calgary), and would have just stayed up here (rather than make the drive dead tired), but since he lives back with his parents, he couldn't think of a good excuse of why he wouldn't be home, and his mom would apparetnly flip out. so yes...people have been asking now if we are dating, or if things will happen, and i really wish i knew. there is definetly potential for it, cuz there was still some definete attraction on both parts (his and mine), and being back in the same city would make it easier. really though, i'm not getting any hopes up (well, maybe a little).

on a totally different note - I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!! being back at annies for may and june will be awesome, and then CAMP!! woot woot - its going to be awesome. though i have to take this canoeing course (so that im more knowledgeable/capable of teaching kids). i think it will be benefical for sure, but its a whole weekend, back in deadmonton...though they provide food (hopefully not gross) and somewhere to stay, which is a bonus. it could be fun - especially if cascader comes with me!!! (and as long as the weather doesn't suck!)

hmmm, what else - i guess i will be back in cowtown on the 30th...so start planning things!!! oh and to jacqui and kristen - have a blast at the dinner dance!!! do you know when quincy's is yet, and are you guys going??? cuz we definetly should!

ok, thats all for now - 5 more days of studying....ahhhh - dies

Tuesday, April 12, 2005

question 

ok...feeling kinda dumb, cuz i think i know the answer to this, but i just can't remember.

A plane crashes in the woods and everyone dies. There are 2 survivors, how is this possible?

They are doing this canadian idiot game on the radio for Green Day tickets, and I had to leave b4 i heard the answer to this. If anyone knows, leave me a comment - please!!! its driving me crazy!

Monday, April 11, 2005

aww..this is cute 

On the computer for more than 2 hours a day? At the end of the day, do your eyes sting and you can't see straight? It's the fault of the screen. It's dirty, but on the inside. A quick and free visit to

http://www.clean-your-screen-for-free-now.com

In 30 seconds, your screen will re-become transparent. No downloading of software, no viruses. Office friendly. This is absolutely amazing.....Please try it you will be glad you did. (It does take a few moments to load.)

Sunday, April 10, 2005

oh man....awesome... 

this is amazingly entertaining...or maybe its just my mindset once again...
http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf
click on the horses one at a time, click again to stop.

Friday, April 08, 2005

hee hee hee 

PUNishment
A GOOD PUN IS ITS OWN REWORD
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.
I thought this was absolutely hilarious...I just about choked on the orange i was eating, i was laughing so much...(but that just might be my mindset right now!)

We take you now to the Oval Office.
George W: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.) Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

this, and a 3 dollar ring, made my day... 

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
Kiss me and I'm yours.
Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."
Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black LABRADOR Retriever......

Thursday, April 07, 2005

The chicken and the egg 

Ok, there is an actual cartoon of this, but I can't find it. If any of you know where it is let me know!!


ChickenA chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!" Eggs 2

There is also this version...

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
The chicken came first because the chicken had to get laid before the egg could.






Wednesday, April 06, 2005

guess who has a test soon... 

Cocktail
Cocktail

?? Which Alcoholic Drink Are You ??
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Saturday, April 02, 2005

wow...i should really update, sorry guys! 

Yeah…
Well, apparently nothing exciting has happened.

I had a good easter, went to sunshine on the Friday…the parking lot was FULL at 920am…crazy! But when we got up the gondola it was basically a white out, which kept the people down and gave us awesome snow! Best skiing all year!

Saturday I had my kasota “interview” (->since I already had the job…). It went well obviously, and then the 4 of us “seniors” met with matt and Kathy to talk about the summer…and eat pizza lol. I’m really excited for some of the new stuff (nothing drastic guys…don’t worry!), but I’m a little worried that I’m going to get back talk, or dirty looks about the whole enforcing the dress code thing…people won’t be too impressed. That and telling people to go to bed without getting attitude…anyway…

Sat. night we had kinda a girls night…marnie, kari, ratna and i…and the incredibles. What a cute movie! And definetly well done. Sunday I did a whole lot of nothing, and then we went to our old neighbours for dinner…orange cheesecake – enough said. Monday I came back up in the morning, and ended up being on the same bus as Cricket, which was lots of fun.

And apparently I need either motivation to work, or a life that doesn’t involve west ed…I went 3 days in a row this week (and I picked the worst week considering its spring break…so many slutty teenagers…*shakes head*). Thursday, I went by myself…bought some jeans and a couple shirts, and then went to see the life aquatic (yes also alone…). It was actually kinda fun, though I didn’t end up getting new shoes, which was the whole point (too expensive, and none I really liked). Friday night I went again with Lauren to see ocean’s 12 (aahhh brad pitt=so hott!!) and get blizzards…mmm (to both haha). Then I got up super early to write my 1st actual paper of my university career, which (the paper) is an absolute joke btw…it had headings for each section…, so that I could go to west ed again with bridget and Katherine. We had a good time for sure, though (luckily) I only bought one shirt…for 5 bucks…yea that’s right!

Got back from the mall, and ended up going to emerg. with Lauren (she’s been feeling super sick all week). Sat there waiting for about 2 hours, (she left to get some tests part way through), and then she said she had to wait another 2 and that I could go. Turns out she has mono (booo), which explains a lot, but its absolutely the worst time for it right b4 exams.

And that is all of my exciting life at the moment.

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