Wednesday, March 10, 2004
*Thoughts of the Day*
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent."
R.D. Laing.
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
Lilly Tomlin.
"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
Joan Rivers.
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher.
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
Diana Jordan.
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen.
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.
*People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. (Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI)
R.D. Laing.
"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
Alfred Hitchcock.
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
Lilly Tomlin.
"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
Joan Rivers.
"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable."
Cher.
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
Diana Jordan.
"Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions."
Woody Allen.
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them."
Steve Martin.
*People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. (Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI)
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